Just had a rather lengthy philosophical conversation with a dragon in Skyrim. Between that and the melatonin that I took, I feel like I’m tripping balls. I need sleep.
OH GOD WHY DIDN’T I ASK FOR DECAF? My heart is going to bust out of my chest, Aliens-style.
Yes, I clicked on the link. No, I do not recommend ANYONE do the same, as I will now be spending the day checking to see if my computer has been infected with any malicious scripts. Delete it. Kill it with fire. Then complain to the staff so that they actually address this issue directly.
Those of you who have not received this “submission” to their Tumblr, this is what it will look like:
In response to the tons of annoying Apple product related spam recently cluttering your dashboard, we have teamed up with Apple’s development team to ACTUALLY GIVE AWAY APPLE PRODUCTS! Under the condition that you agree to “test” the product, by allowing basic debug data to be automatically sent to Apple’s dev and diagnostics teams.
So, in a nutshell..
CLICK HERE TO RECEIVE YOUR FREE IPHONE!
Just be sure to fill out your email address and all accurate info, use confirmation link, and then use the PROMO CODE: TUMBLRCARES
Because we do care, just not about spammers.
Note: only the first 1,000 users may take part in this promotion, which is on a first come first serve basis.
Oh, and don’t be greedy. “Publish” and reblog away! Share the loot!
Don’t publish it. Don’t click on it. Delete it and report it.