December 2011
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Hypoglycemia
I have spent the last two weeks feeling like a complete nutcase, my mood swinging from the rafters every time I miss or am late with a meal. If my test results come back saying there is nothing wrong with me, I may fight somebody. Although I’ll probably have a snack first, just to make sure I’m actually mad and not loopy from low blood sugar.
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Observation
After roughly 8oz. of latte, I find myself hilarious. Also, I care a lot less about pretty much everything, which is really good for someone as neurotic as I am.
Now, if I could just figure out a way to replicate this without buying coffee …
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Oh my God, this is so cruel, it's almost... →
Every time I watch The Charlie Brown Christmas Special now, I will hear Bruce and Juli commentating in the background.
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Christmas
Waging war on Christmas tonight. I fully expect to win, complete with last minute deals which I am already the benefactor of. Booyah, it’s like I planned it this way.
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Clarity
So, as I was drinking my sugar-free mocha, it suddenly occurred to me that I have been taking life way too seriously.
It wasn’t so long ago that I didn’t really give a fuck. I mean, I did, but after having my life turned upside-down and inside-out 7 or so years ago, I suddenly felt free to just be. To try things. To make mistakes. To really fuck up, dust myself off and get right back...
When celebrities buy 321649821375926 dollar...
GPOY
simple-simplicities:
Be honest, poetry, you’re really just fucking with me today, aren’t you?
Celebrity Closeup →
Probably too horrific to look at with any regularity, but still kind of fascinating.
It’s also gratifying to know beautiful celebrities also have heinous skin days.
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Fucking Fuck Friday
1) Slept in. I also look like I slept in.
(Did I mention there’s a party I have to go to straight from work and look half decent for? Yeah.)
2) Customer whom I’ve tolerated douchery from and bent over backwards for decides to cancel an order that I’ve all but shipped the material for.
3) Installer calls me, talks to me like I’m a retard, and tells me I’m short...
RED BULL JUST KICKED IN LIFE IS AMAZING I CAN HEAR...
REPLACE RED BULL WITH PEPPERMINT MOCHA AND I FEEL EXACTLY THE SAME
TUMBLR! I AM CAFFEINATED AND REQUIRE MORE VISUAL STIMULATION! IF I’M NOT DOING 8 THINGS AT ONCE IT ISN’T ENOUGH!
