Smell Yo Dick
I feel like I’ve posted this before, but really, it’s so good it should be posted more than once. It’s actually impossible for me to have a bad day after watching this video. Embedding unavailable, click the link to watch on YouTube. [Telephone Call] Nigga this is the 15th muthafuckin time That I called and left yo ass messages I done text yo bitch ass, And u...
The Cult of Done Manifesto
Image by James Provost. How FUCKING AWESOME is this? This is going to become my mantra, particularly if I’m doing something creative, and especially if it’s something I get twitchy and insecure and intimidated by it. The only thing that matters is the Cult of Done. It’s not perfect? Fuck it. It doesn’t matter, and it interferes with being Done. Everything really is...
Song for Sarah
I love this so much. A somewhat related question: why is that look so very Eastern European, and why does it not seem to change? This is a totally legitimate question, because I SWEAR TO GOD my Hungarian step-father actually dresses like that when not forced to wear dressier work clothes. Both outfits are totally part of his wardrobe. Athletic pants and strangely patterned sweater, or...
I’ve decided that minimally displaced fractures of the radial head (elbow) are like the practical joke of broken bones. No splint, no cast … basically I have to spend the next month trying to claw back my range of motion regardless of pain or discomfort, as failing to do so would result in a locked elbow and surgery. What does that mean? It means busting my ass to do the everyday...
It seems only natural, being risk-averse as I am, that the moment I engage in a physically demanding task, I break myself. I’ve been working with Seuss doing landscape construction, which is a huge departure from my otherwise office-dominated work history, but I’ve always liked a good challenge. Things were going well until Friday, when I got both feet caught in some wire mesh and...
R. Kelly vs. BSS - I'm A Flirt 7/4 Shoreline
I know what you’re thinking, “R. Kelly and Broken Social Scene? Are you mad?” but it WORKS. Just try to ignore the fly-compound-eye-vajazzled glasses that R. Kelly is wearing. They consumed at least half of my mental space as I was watching this. Original Article