I’ve decided to become a gaming cam whore. Since the bar is obviously set pretty low, I think my chances of success at this are pretty good. Here’s my future profile:
Physical Assets: vigorous digestive system and unusually smooth knees
Activities Available: gaming while flossing, gaming while suspended over vat of gelatin, preparing curry with only a mug and an incandescent lamp
More About Me: I have a glandular problem that causes me to produce large amounts of body hair, so I may need to shave while we game.
Don’t all rush to the site at once, kay?